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Bald & Bold: Prince William Reigns Supreme as the World’s Sexiest Bald Man in 2023, Vin Diesel Dethroned, According to Science

Bald is beautiful, and you don’t need hair to be a total stud. 

A recent survey found that 88% of women find bald men attractive. But, from A-list hotties to sports stars to royalty, which of our favourite bald men are the most attractive?

2022 saw Prince Willam dethroned as sexiest bald man of the year by Vin Diesel. This year, the data connoisseurs at SEO agency, Reboot, carefully examined golden ratio facial proximity, cranial shine factor, voice attractiveness and global search interest, to produce a whole new ranking of the world’s sexiest bald men – all backed by SCIENCE.

The sexiest bald men of 2023 have been revealed, according to science…

1. Prince William

Scoring a showstopping 9.9/10, The Prince of Wales has been crowned the sexiest bald man of 2023, and science agrees. A heartthrob in his luscious-locked younger years, William is having somewhat of a renaissance, with37,000 fans (roughly 9,500 more than Vin Diesel) around the globe scouring for ‘shirtless’ and ‘naked’ images of the British royal beauty. 

Not only that, his smooth scalp scores a 74% for shine factor, his face a 72% score on the golden ratio and his voice an attractive score of 9.9 out of ten –  only second to NBA analyst, Shaquille O’Neal, who has the sexiest voice among analysed.

2. Vin Diesel

Despite claiming the title of sexiest bald man in 2022, Vin Diesel has been dethroned in 2023, ranking in second place and a final sexy score of 8.8/10. That said, the actor scored extremely well on all index factors, thus cementing his sex appeal. 

Vin Diesel’s bald head ranked number one for shine factor out of all the celebrities compared as part of the study, with a score of 74%. Additionally, his deep sultry voice scored an 8.8 out of ten for attractiveness. Despite measuring close to the average height for males at 5 ft 9, this was not quite enough to beat Prince William’s impressive 6 ft 2 frame.

3. Jason Statham

Third on the list needs no introduction, as Jason Statham is renowned for his good looks and charm, scoring him a total of 8.5/10

Statham is a winner when it comes to the golden ratio, with the top facial symmetry score (79%) on the list. The British actor also boasts 26,000 global yearly searches for him ‘shirtless’ and ‘naked’ to testify to his desirable physique, and an appealing cranial shine factor score of 73%, Jason Statham really has it all.

4. Samuel L. Jackson

After being named the ‘sexiest man alive’ by Glamour Magazine’s 2023 November issue, it’s easy to see why Samuel L. Jackson claimed a place within the top five on this list too. 

The 74 year old appears to be ageing like fine wine, carrying a net worth of $250 million, and scoring a golden ratio of 73%. With a deep and confident voice, the respected American actor achieves a 7.4 for vocal attractiveness, earning him an overall sexiness score of 7.3/10.

5. Jeff Bezos

Money talks, and it has certainly landed the world’s second richest man a top spot on this list. With a net worth of over $144 billion, Jeff Bezos can add scientifically sexy to his list of appealing traits. Bezos scores an overall 7.1/10 for sexiness.

Despite standing at the shortest on the list at 5 ft 6, Bezos makes up for it in public interest, in which over 52,000 people around the globe this year have been surprisingly curious in their search for ‘shirtless’ and ‘naked’ pictures of the billionaire, accumulating more fascination for his bared chest than any other celebrity on the list.

6. Michael Jordan

Scoring a 7/10 for his overall allure, American businessman and former basketball player, Michael Jordan, earns his spot as fifth sexiest bald man of 2023. With one of the highest net worths on the list, at $2.6 billion, and standing tall at an admirable 6 ft 5, it comes as no surprise that MJ, in all his bald glory, is scientifically seductive. 

The sports star also has one of the most attractive voices on the list, with a vocally attractive score of 9.3 out of ten.

7. Dwayne Johnson

Ex-professional wrestler, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson comes in seventh place, with a sexy cranial shine factor of 68%. His net worth is also one of the highest, standing at an astounding $800 million

Don’t just trust science, though, as over 47,000 people around the globe this year have been surprisingly curious in their search for ‘shirtless’ and ‘naked’ pictures of the star, accumulating more fascination for his muscled bod than any other celebrity on the list. The Rock scores a 6.9/10 overall for his sexiness.

8. Shemar Moore

Coming in at eighth, this American actor has fans glued to every inch of their TV screens, with his charisma and dashing smile dazzling the audience throughout Criminal Minds. It comes as no surprise that Shemar scored an impressive59% on the golden ratio.

With a cranial shine factor of 69%, and another one of the taller bald celebrities at six foot, Shemar Moore scores an overall 6.8/10 for sexiness

9. Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal is sexy and he knows it. Former NBA player, Shaquille O’Neal, proved his spectacular basketball skills with an impressive collection of four championship rings.

Looks aside, Shaq is also a winner when it comes to his voice and height, standing at a dominant seven foot, and the top vocal attractiveness score (10/10) on the list. He also boasts a net worth of $400 million, and an appealing cranial shine factor score of 70%, Shaq scores an overall 6.5/10 for sexiness.

10. Terry Crews

Last but certainly not least on this elite list of sexy bald men is ex-football player, actor, and TV host, Terry Crews, who’s soft scalp earns one of the top scores for shine factor, at 72%.

Terry’s success in multiple areas will undoubtedly have many fan’s swooning, with a net worth of$25 million. That’s not all, as the golden ratio gives him an attractive score of68%, awarding him a total sexy score of 6.3/10.

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